Deep in the bowels of Nissan's R&D department, a small room populated by automotive scientists is buzzing with the light of life having just created this: meet the Super Juke.
You remember that giant beige screeching thing in the corner you had to buy special paper for and never worked properly? We bet you never looked at it and thought "I could make a car come out of that one day".
This is an impassioned plea for reasoned, calm, objective judgement. Set aside your personal affiliations and resist the temptation to engage in a personality discussion. This is a simple case of right or wrong.
Your QR skills are rewarded with this - a colossal IZOD-series IndyCar crash.
Last month, we got terribly hot under the collar when Jaguar released a tantalising teaser sketch of a sub-XK production concept. Well, this is it. It's called the Jaguar C-X16. And it's gorgeous.
If you don't like swearing out loud at an electronic rectangle, do NOT watch this video.
We've not seen any new 61-numberplated cars yet. Hardly surprising considering they were only released today in the UK, but slightly disappointing for the registration plate addicts in the office. So send us your shots of brand new cars and we'll throw them into a gallery later in the week to calm said addicts down.