Well well, turns out the new LEGO Technic Top Gear Rally Car was just too enticing for our tame racing driver to resist.
Yep, The Stig has been caught on camera breaking into Lego’s headquarters in Denmark before putting the 463-piece app-controlled car together suspiciously quickly. He’s a man of many talents, it would seem – we thought it was just driving and talking to animals.
Check out the video above as Stig torments security before making his escape back to Dunsfold in a Porsche 911 GT3 RS. You can buy one right here.
The Stig has refused to comment on the footage.